Please ask for direction!

Haunt (comics)
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An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they

hated each other.
Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into
the night.
The old man would shout, “When I die, I will dig my way up and out of
the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!”
Neighbors feared him.
They believed he practiced magic because of the many strange
occurrences that took place in their neighborhood.

The old man liked the fact that he was feared. To everyone’s relief,
he died of a heart attack when he was 98. His wife had a closed casket
at the funeral.

After the burial, she went straight to the local bar and began to
party as if there was no tomorrow.
Her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked “Aren’t you afraid that
he may indeed be able to dig his way out of the grave and haunt you
for the rest of your life?”

The wife put down her drink and said, “Let him dig. I had him buried
upside down. And I know he won’t ask for directions.”